In this common endeavour. All of us work together. We must embrace a new era of engagement… …because the time has come! …because the time has come!
(To smell the hope!) It has to be sustained… …it has to be shared! (Oooh, we can smell the hope!) (The time has come!) (To smell the better world!) (To smell the better world!)
(Oh, fragrance!) A better world to live in, for future generations everywhere. Don’t get sick. That’s right, don’t get sick. If you have insurance… If you have insurance… don’t get sick. If you don’t have insurance… If you don’t have insurance… don’t get sick! If you’re s i c k… If you’re s i c k… DO NOT GET SICK. Just don’t get sick. That’s the Republican’s health care plan. (He has a chart!) (He has a chart!)
(An AnGrY cHaRt!) (He has a chart!)
(An AnGrY cHaRt!)
(A chart that helps us learn!) If you get sick in America… If you get sick in America… DIE QUICKLY. That’s riiiiight! Republicans want you to DIE QUICKLY if you get sick! (I aRgEe!) (He agrees!) (AnGrIlLy!) (Cause he’s angry!) Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against How can we not be united against deaaath!? My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life’s an impossible quest! The resources exist for your father and mine to get the The resources exist for your father and mine to get the SAME The resources exist for your father and mine to get the SAME TREATMENT. Yeah, we’re in agreement… But first we gotta lay down some high speed rail, But first we gotta lay down some high speed rail,
(High speed rail!) Bail out some banks, Bail out some banks,
(Banks!) Save yo’ daddy with the leftover change. How can we be so heartless? How can we be so heartless?
(We’re nihilists!) How can we be so heeeeartless?? How can we be so heeeeartless??
(We’re trying to die quick!) What more obvious role could government have… What more obvious role could government have…
(Ooooh….) Than the defense of the life of each citizen?
(Ooooh….) How is the nobel peace prize decided? Well, uh, that is what people were asking all day today ώέ мίx ά şέςŕέţ ρόţίόή άήȡ ŕόĻĻ ţħέ άήςίέήţ ȡίςέ… ţħέή ħίŕέ ά ғόςùş ģŕόùρ άήȡ ħάνέ ά ħùмάή şάςŕίғίςέ! ţħέή ħίŕέ ά ғόςùş ģŕόùρ άήȡ ħάνέ ά ħùмάή şάςŕίғίςέ!
(Ugh!) A lot of people are asking today. Why do you think the committee’s elected President Obama? Į βẸĹĮẸϋẸ Ã ƤŘĮŻẸ ƑỖŘ ƤẸÃČẸ ŜĤỖǗĹĎ ĞỖ ŤỖ ŤĤẸ βĮĞĞẸŜŤ ŴǗŜŜ! They were giving Obama a prize for not being George Bush! They can smell the hope! They can’t smell the hope!
(Take a deep breath!) And hope a smelly world! And hope a smelly world!
(A deep breath!) And hope a smelly world!
(A deep breath!)
(Tun tun tun!) A better world to live in… …for future …for future generations …for future generations eee …for future generations eee
(Eee) …for future generations eeevery
(Eeevery) …for future generations eeeverywhere.
(Eeeverywhere.) Du-du-du-dun! Du-du-du-dun! Dun-dun! Du-du-du-dun! Dun-dun! Dun-dun. Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news! Autotune the news!) Gordon Brown sounds better…
(Autotune the news! Autotune the news!) AU AU-TO AU-TO-TU AU-TO-TU-UNED!
(AY!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!)
(Shawtay!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!)
(Shawtay!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news! Autotune the news!)
(Shawtay! Shawtay!) Everything sounds better AU AU-TO AU-TO-TU AU-To-TU-UNED! (The smelll of hope) Ooh! Who pooped in hyeah?